#005
The ship's computer may be replaced when its actions lead to the gross endangerment of personnel.

#147 
Crew members are expressly forbidden from leaving their vessel except on production of a permit. Permits can only be issued by the Chief Navigation Officer, who is expressly forbidden from issuing them except on production of a permit. 

#169
States that in a emergency hologram situation, the holograms must be placed on a time share schedule.

#195 
Clearly states that in an emergency power situation, a hologrammatic crew member must lay down his life in order that the living crew members might survive.

#312
All quarantine berths must provide minimum leisure activities. 

#349 
Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape-changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights.

#497
A crew member must work to earn credits for food. 

#592 
In an emergency situation involving two or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to whichever officer can program a VCR. 

#595 
Allows you to keep people in Quarantine for a period of 3 months, however if the people can use 699 to demand a re-screening after five days, if no trace of disease is found they can leave Quarantine.

#597 
One berth per registered crew member in Quarantine.

#699
A quarantined crew member can request a re-screening after a period no less than 5 days. 

#723 
Terraformers are expressly forbidden from recreating Swindon. 

#997 
Work done by an officer's doppelganger in a parallel universe cannot be claimed as overtime. 

#1694 
During temporal disturbances, no questions shall be raised about any crew member whose time sheet shows him or her clocking off 187 years before he clocked on. 

#1742 
No member of the Squad should ever report for active duty in a ginger toupee. 

#1743 
No registered vessel should attempt to transverse an asteroid belt without deflectors. 

#5796 
No officer above the rank of mess sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples.

#5797
A crew member is unable to enter the ship for the safety of the crew when in an area of chameleonic life forms. 

#7214
To preserve morale during long-haul missions, all male officers above the rank of First Technician must, during panto season, be ready to put on a dress and a pair of false breasts.

#7713 
The log must be kept up to date at all times with current service records, complete mission data, and a comprehensive and accurate list of all crew birthdays so that senior officers may avoid bitter and embarrassing silences when meeting in the corridor with subordinates who have not received a card. 

#34124 
No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity.

#43872 
Suntans will be worn during off-duty hours only. 

#68250
A Rabbi shall sacrifice one or more chickens in an attempt to solve a crisis situation. 

#196156 
Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of the exercise bicycle in the women's gym will be discharged without trial. 

Can all Squad members please read and learn these directives, a written & oral test will NOT be given as this is considered to be cruel & unusual punishment by the TRI League Against Cruelty To Pilots.